DEALING WITH THE TALIBAN
As we all know,
considers it a sin for a man
to see a naked woman who is not his wife.
So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Central time,
all North American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban
and they think it's okay to see other women nude.
This also will show support for their wives and
Since the Taliban
also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold six-pack at your side
will be further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts
to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!