Mac died at the controls of his plane
and went to Pilots' Hell,
where he found a hideous devil and three doors.
The devil was busy escorting other pilots
to various "Hell Rooms".
"I'll be right back," said the devil,
"don't go away..." and he vanished.
Sneaking over to the first door,
Mac peeked in and saw a cockpit
where the pilot was condemned
to forever run through pre-flight checks.
He slammed that door and peeked into the second.
There, alarms rang and red lights flashed while
a pilot had to avoid one emergency after another.
Unable to imagine a worse fate,
Mac cautiously opened the third door.
He was amazed to see many beautiful, scantily clad
flight attendants answering to a captain's every whim.
He quickly returned to his place
seconds before the devil reappeared.
"Okay, Mac," said the devil,
"Which door will it be,
number 1 or number 2?"
"Um, I want door number 3,"
"Sorry," said the devil.
"You can't have door number 3," he smiled.
"That's Flight Attendants' Hell."