THE FERTILISER CLUB
This is being sent to you
because we know you are critically
interested in your front lawn,
and this summer season will soon be upon us.
This is a fertilizer club
and will not cost you a cent to join.
Upon receipt of this letter,
go to the address at the top of this list
and poop on their front lawn.
You won't be the only one there,
so don't be embarrassed.
Then make five of this letter
and send it to five of your friends
who appreciate good lawns.
You will not get any money or checks
but within one week if this chain is not broken,
there will be 9,216 people pooping on your front lawn
Your reward will come next summer
when you will have the greenest lawn
in your neighbourhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowel
19 Bedpan Cover
Mrs. Paula Crapp
222 Enema Drive
Mrs. Charles Syringe
109 Suppository Drive
Mrs. Smelly B. Hind
416 Diarrhoea Way
Kansas City, Missouri
Mrs.O Howie Farts
896 Rectum Road
Mrs. A. Bigger Movement
276 Fertilizer Way
If you are constipated,
pass this along to your neighbours.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN ...........
One man didn't give a poop
and lost his entire lawn.