Eight Days of Fire

 

By Josh Males

(To the tune of Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire")



 

They beat the Greeks and they chased them away.

Their flask of oil would burn just one day.

They lit the wick -

Oh, what a trick!

Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!

 

 

 

 

They cleaned the temple an' they made it look nice.

Brought a couple cows for a sacrifice.

Those Maccabees -

Threw out the sleaze.

Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!

 

 

 

 

CHORUS

 

Light those candles, oooh...

from left to right

Place that Menorah over by the window in plain sight

Those lights

So bright

Add another candle every night, night, night, night

 

 

 

 

We open up the presents as we sing "Maoz Tzur".

You hope it ain't clothes but you can never be sure.

Instead of "Gelt", You got a belt!

Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!

 

 

 

 

CHORUS

 

We spin the "dreidel"

an' we don't go to school.

We chant the "Hallel"

every morning in "Shul".

Dressed in "Gatkes", We scarf down "latkes"

Ribono Shel Olam, Eight days of Fire!

 

 

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